irreticent@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThey must not be tiredlemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1717arrow-down116
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minus-squareJackGreenEarth@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·2 days agoI get the joke, but if they haven’t caught them, how do they know the culprit is a man?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoIt’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoI was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.
minus-squareQuetzalcutlass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days ago But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires He just has to think outside the box.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoThe kids in that main pic look like they are in their 40s. Hoop rolling must really take a toll on you.
minus-squarex00z@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·2 days agoWhy does this question matter?
I get the joke, but if they haven’t caught them, how do they know the culprit is a man?
It’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.
They forgot Rule One.
I was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.
He just has to think outside the box.
The kids in that main pic look like they are in their 40s. Hoop rolling must really take a toll on you.
Witness reports, for example.
Why does this question matter?