• ryuko@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Cave Johnson: Here at Aperture Science, we’re proud to celebrate pride month. To celebrate, we’ve got a test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test starts.

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      1 year ago

      If you’re overpowered by the mantis-men , don’t panic - just roll into the foetus position and pray.

      The good news is - the mantis men are self-lubricating~