“And I told Sauron, I told him, I’ll burn this whole place down…”
Milton: “I can… set Mordor on fire.”
Bob: “Mordor is already on fire.”
later
Other Bob: “I don’t know how he did it, but he set the fire on fire.”
“Yeeeaaaah, so I’m gonna need you to move your desk on down to Khazad-dûm, so if you could just take care of that, that’d be greaaaaat.”
“And if you could just take care of the Balrog problem while you’re at it, that’d be greeeat.”
I will take my travellers cheque to a competing fellowship.
Hey Peter Man! Check out Channel 9! Hobbit foot exams!
The fires of Mordor have nothing on the fires of Milton.
I’ll…cast the ring…into the fire…
Gandalf: Hello Frodo, what’s happening? Ummm, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and take this ring to a volcano in Mordor. So if you could start around 9 that would be great, mmmk… oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and just do it, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.