Toilet paper
Outside of my brain and body?
Probably my mobile phone
The doctor.
I used to have a bottle of water but I drank it, so… bed?
For almost everyone it’s gonna be the phone we’re reading this on.
My brain, second is my body, third is my laptop
My pc but that’s too easy so I choose my bed as the very next thing. Good comfortable sleep is important.
Towel warmer.
Depends on the situation.
Currently? 40 pound box of cake mix I’m probably going to launch at my store manager.
Is it the 40 pound box of cake mix that kills? Or is the the person hucking the 40 pound box of cake mix?
Vibrator.
Me? Unless I’m excluded, then the laptop. Although the room itself is pretty useful, but I don’t think I consider it “in the room”.
Weed
My cat. Everything else in my room brings me either misery or a feeling of meh. Cat brings joy, which is difficult for me to obtain.
Toilet paper 🧻 Very, very useful.
You win.
See, if you’re in the room I think you’re in, I think I would vote for the toilet.
TP actually makes an awesome and really inexpensive kleenex or napkin alternative
Toilets are effective at pushing shit, piss and vomit into the sewer while preventing sewer gases from entering your home, and they also double as chairs when not in excremental use. You can also use a toilet to repair the mental defects of a billionaire if you drop it from high enough, I don’t think toilet paper functions in that way.
All I’m saying is that I found the extra-restroom utility of TP when I had a sinus infection.
Uh, yeah, but, ACKSHOO-UHLEE you’re both wrong.
The floor, walls, and ceiling of that room provide you with protection from the elements.
Edit:stupid carriage return formatting
For me, at least, the walls and ceiling just trap heat
(10pm w/ fans downstairs used as intake)
I’m in my car.
The car.
Same, might say the keys.