The world is in such an amount of crap that I actually thought it was a real headline for a second

I’m so used to nottheonion being on here, that I had a big wtf until I saw the source.

He’s not playing dead he just found out he was in the general vicinity of some fentanyl.

Here I go again subscribing to both c/theonion and c/nottheonion.

Just about ate this one, too. 🙃 Because of course he did

So brave, and such a miracle recovery from a totally complete death zero doctors were able to confirm!

Might as well hire a possum, cheaper and better at the job