No, this is not satire.
Tonight on “Don’t be gay, kids.”….
It’ll be “the passion of the Christ” 24/7
And Clucky Tales.
Like Veggie Tales, but with animated chickens and turkeys. gotta drop the product placement, afterall.
With extra hate thrown in
“Remember children! The gays are actually demons! If you meet a gay, say no way!”
Yeah well see if anything comes out of it. I don’t trust chicken companies that try to jump to tech.
I’m still waiting on my KFC gaming console.
In the meantime you could play the KFC dating sim
Christian Broadcasting Network part 2
Maybe they can take the 700 Club off Freeform and then shut down.
Chick Flicks
Totally underated comment.
I wonder if they will start syndicating Robot Chicken. Or The Kentucky Fried Movie.
What a stupid idea. I hope they blow lots of money on it and it fails. But they’ll probably do well with evangelicals and make a pile of money.
Money laundering is my best guess.
Oh cool, I’ll pirate that, too. Nah fuck it, what in the goddamn fuck is gonna be worthwhile about this?
Considering how heavily Psychotic Flavoured Christian they are?
It’ll be a gold mine for shit post memes
The world needs more chicken sandwich based unscripted dramas. This will probably not be a massive disaster.
Sounds perfect to watch on a KFConsole.
Reminds me of KFC planning to launch a game console
Net-chicks and fil-A
They’re planning on lauching it in Canada.
It will be called “Flick & Chill, Eh?”
$400k for unscripted shows? That doesn’t seem like very much.
Per show, I think. Still cheap though.
Like per episode? For crew, editing, production, sets, even without writers, that’s still barely worth it.
I mean, you could film a podcast style show like Hot Ones, but getting celebrities on the show costs money, too.
It’s entirely non-union. They pay peanuts.
