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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago

Terrified Don Jr. Awakens In Ice-Filled Tub Missing Ear

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Terrified Don Jr. Awakens In Ice-Filled Tub Missing Ear

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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago
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BUTLER, PA—Groggy and bleary-eyed as he returned to consciousness, a terrified Donald Trump Jr. reportedly awoke in an ice-filled tub Monday to discover he was missing an ear. “Hello? Is anyone here?” said the 46-year-old son of the former president of the United States, stumbling over the side of the tub and opening…
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    What’s the significance of the ear?

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      Trump got shot in the ear, so he wants s new one

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        Ah, of course. It was right there and I just didn’t make the connection. Thanks.

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      criminal steals organ for transplant

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