You continue to meet expectations…
“See you later” “Not if I see you first!”
I love this one. It takes a moment, but it’s good!
Per my last email
“govern yourself accordingly” would likely have been on there, I imagine
In a similar vein, if something is written down: really nitpicking on grammatical and spelling mistakes and adding [sic] to quotes.
Doing it your way will also work…
Your dress is very popular!
My relationship with you is going almost well
This question makes no sense because I’m British and we make literally anything sound like an insult.
Well, at least you’re pretty!
Which is right behind the obvious:
Bless your heart!
“This tastes … interesting”
You’re at the top of the bell curve.
Bless his/her heart…
“Your wife, sir, under the pretense of keeping a bawdy house, is a receiver of stolen goods” -Samuel Johnson
