• whatisallthis@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    By a bidet attachment for your toilet right now. It’s like $25 and you can install it in 30 minutes.

    Wouldn’t you pay $25 to never have to wipe your ass again? Go do it.

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        1 year ago

        I’d give it another try, with a simpler bidet. Japanese bidets are overcomplicated butthole spas, you might have used ithe wrong settings.

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        1 year ago

        I rinse with water while aiding with my hand to make sure it’s all clean and then use a dedicated towel to wipe it dry. I guess it’s slightly more inconvenient than just wiping but I’ve been doing this for well over 10 years and don’t really think about it.

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      1 year ago

      My problem with this is our water pressure here is pretty low and the bidet can’t shoot out water that could confidently remove some possible sticky stuff. Any suggestions?

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        1 year ago

        Personally, if I’m in no rush, I’ll sit there a couple minutes to air dry. If I do need to dry off, you still end up using less toilet paper, just a couple squares to pat dry.

        The biggest downside is when you have to poop outside of your house, my butt is no longer used to toilet paper and it just never feels quite as clean as it should once you get used to a bidet.

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          1 year ago

          When I’m away from home and need to take a dump I take care to wipe extra carefully but I still often get some itching and irritation. Goes to show just how effective wiping is.