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Deestan@lemmy.world to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

SLPT You actually don't have to pay taxes. Just write 0 income, the government aren't allowed to check.

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SLPT You actually don't have to pay taxes. Just write 0 income, the government aren't allowed to check.

Deestan@lemmy.world to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • jetsetdorito@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    If you feel so bold, write in a negative number

    • vacuumflower@lemmy.sdf.org
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      … Followed by 6 zeroes too.

      • 𝕭𝖚𝖑𝖚 𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖆@lemmy.world
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        or '); DROP TABLE Income;--

        (i don’t actually know how to write that)

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          Seems correct.

          • 𝕭𝖚𝖑𝖚 𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖆@lemmy.world
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            I just copied that one xkcd comic

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              90% of programming is just copy/pasting other people’s code so…congrats on your new career I guess. You’re a natural.

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    Why are people taxed on revenue but companies are taxed on profit?

    I often have 0 profit, if I call myself a company would I pay no taxes?

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      You, as a company, would pay no tax. You, as an employee of your company, pay the regular amount of tax you always pay. There’s some loopholes where you as a company can provide yourself as an employee with non-taxable benefits but it seems like more hassle than it’s worth. I have family that have done this and they save very little on taxes but have to file huge complicated returns.

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