A whole new breed of pressure-based sales. “TikTok analysis has identified 53 genes that are keeping you from looking your best. Our certified CRISPR-Techs are standing by to splice in the genetic codes that will give you the jawline and cheekbones that will get you followers. It’s like a photo filter for real life.”
A whole new breed of pressure-based sales. “TikTok analysis has identified 53 genes that are keeping you from looking your best. Our certified CRISPR-Techs are standing by to splice in the genetic codes that will give you the jawline and cheekbones that will get you followers. It’s like a photo filter for real life.”
Hell yeah, who doesn’t wanna be a splicer?