NEW YORK—Realizing her 15 minutes of fame had come to an abrupt end, a depressed Taylor Swift told reporters Monday that she was going to miss being in the spotlight now that the Super Bowl was over. “I guess it’s just me and my cats now that the big game has drawn to a close,” said the disheveled, sweatpants-wearing…
She should get a hobby then. Like hot dog eating champion
Westminster Dog Show is gonna be must see tv.
“I’m an incel”
Cool story bro
Doorknob cleaning.