gimpchrist @lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoWhat do you call a street lamp that apologizes after a sneeze?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a street lamp that apologizes after a sneeze?plus-squaregimpchrist @lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoI’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhat has keys but can't open locks?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat has keys but can't open locks?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoI am full of holes but I am great at holding water. What am I?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI am full of holes but I am great at holding water. What am I?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhat coat do you put on wet?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat coat do you put on wet?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhat brute strength struggles to get through, I make it easy for you to undo. What am I?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat brute strength struggles to get through, I make it easy for you to undo. What am I?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoEverything is what it is not, but everything is not what it is. So what is everything?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareEverything is what it is not, but everything is not what it is. So what is everything?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhat is the least spoken language in the world?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the least spoken language in the world?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoYou answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhat loses a head in the morning, but gains a head at night?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat loses a head in the morning, but gains a head at night?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhat English word has three consecutive double letters?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat English word has three consecutive double letters?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhat can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agoWhat has one head, one foot, and four legs?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat has one head, one foot, and four legs?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agoYou can easily touch me but not see me. You can throw me out but never away. What am I?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou can easily touch me but not see me. You can throw me out but never away. What am I?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agoWhat is the safest room to be in during a zombie apocalypse?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the safest room to be in during a zombie apocalypse?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agoWhat building has the most stories?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat building has the most stories?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agoI have branches yet I have no leaves, no trunk and no fruit. What am I?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI have branches yet I have no leaves, no trunk and no fruit. What am I?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agoI stand when I'm sitting, and jump when I'm walking. Who am I?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI stand when I'm sitting, and jump when I'm walking. Who am I?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agoThe last man on earth sits alone in a room. The telephone rings, who is it?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe last man on earth sits alone in a room. The telephone rings, who is it?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agoWhat weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
