It’s wildly offensive and arguably shouldn’t have been made. But occasionally, there’s something funny in it.

You should scatter teeth on their beds

Marshall is the person you call for at Laser Quest when some griefer won’t stop covering their sensors and tailing you.

Stomp my snake balls

My friend gave me his old 6800, so I sunk the money for a TH3 P4G3 (I don’t know why the model name says “the page,” but it’s really easy to remember!)

I chose the LeGo specifically for the FPS mouse because my primary intended use for the LeGo was photo editing and graphic design. When copilot showed up on my LeGo one day, I decided I’d rather own a brick than that completely ruined operating system, so I wiped everything and went for Linux. I still haven’t acclimated to photo editing on Linux, but holy shit, inkscape is fucking amazing.

On Windows, using the eGPU was a whole song and dance involving lots of incantations and magic. On Bazzite, it’s plug and go. It’s stunning being able to play Diablo 4 on ultra settings at 1200 resolution and 60-90 fps, should I want to, or on medium settings if I just want to chill and fuck around on an 8-inch screen.

The LeGo is the first piece of technology that I pre-ordered on the day sales started, and it’s the first computer that I’m considering replacing with its upgrade so soon. Depending on reviews, I might try to sell this one and upgrade to the 2 if I can actually take advantage of the extra RAM and upgraded FPS mouse. A current project I’m working on is remapping the buttons on the mouse and controller as input for plover, so that I can type and navigate in a totally comfortable, ergonomic position and potentially speed up my design/dev work.

I know that last paragraph had nothing to do with our previous exchange, but there ya have it. Nice to chat with someone who understands the joys of owning a Go.

A fellow LeGo owner! Yaaayyyy!!!

I’ve been rocking Bazzite consistently for a little over 6 months now, having switched between the big three Linux distros for a while. Other than the benefit of “it ain’t Windows,” I’m incredibly impressed by how hooking up my eGPU to the LeGo on Bazzite * just works. *

When K pops your head for the third time

*Amy Lee intensifies*

It’s the land of the free.

Let’s fight! Please don’t hit me too hard, I have American health insurance. Have some sympathy for your enemy?

Maybe, but now the ratio is 9:11.

Fuck.

That sucks because the denominator is a prime number and therefore the fraction can’t be reduced.

Boy is my face gonna be red when they “deport” my ass because I’m Jewish. So many people in my community still think the leopards are gonna get full before eating their faces.

No clue, but at this very moment, I’ve got 6 up and 9 down. Which is pretty epic because it means that I get 50% more negative interactions than positive ones. That sounds pretty true to life.

Would she notice a pea under some pee all over her mattress?

Oh shit! Now that you say that, I kinda realize there’s an actual shape vs broken LED matrices!

I always thought it stood for “pepperoni.” So, you’re saying “PET” stands for “Positrons, Endives, and Tomatoes”?

Just like how anthropological archeologists compete to eat the oldest thing they find

Is a cross ride like a crosswalk but for bikes or something?

Also, walk really close behind their car as to avoid jaywalking but just happen to have your keys in your hand at the time. Whoopsie-doodle!

Killer Klowns From Outer Space is basically porn to you

Because of the implications