Let’s back up just a moment - is there an issue you’re trying to diagnose, like bad lag, packet drops, excess ping, etc.?

If not, then don’t worry about the speeds too much unless you feel like you’re being overcharged.

Dog licked 'em.

Rules act differently for rich people and politicians.

All I see is *******

This is the answer. Clear, concise, and correct,

Guys, guys, guys…I need the name calling, the insults, the strawman arguments, the DRAMA…what is this “Thanks” and “no problem” crap all about?

/s if it wasn’t obvious

Edit: Apparently one person doesn’t have a sense of humor. Yay!

“Tryin’ to catch me…” [server error - Please contact the Site Admins for support]

Keep fighting the good fight against ignorance and illiteracy!

No rush 45 = build an army quick and blindside them

I think it’s Tippy as in gratuity, and hedren as in head wren, a small bird who is the head, or leader.

That makes Tippi Hedren, an actress. She was in a movie called the birds.

Consider the dead horse beaten lol.

sysadmin: continues to ignore auth logs

1. It’s buggy. Submitting a post sometimes takes half a second, and sometimes it takes 30 seconds. Logs show a plethora of errors. The Docker container will eventually crash and restart. It’s all part of the Lemmy instance admin experience.

2. No options to collapse/customize side panels.

3. UI doesn’t refresh after saving settings.

4. Settings aren’t sticky from page to page on occasion.

If I could code I’d pitch in and help. Heck, I’d learn, but the documentation is pretty sparse.

Mom: “We have CERN particle accelerator at home.”

…

Mom’s spaghetti

It’s designed to keep the prongs from collapsing or extending during manufacturing and shipping.

“Hmm, new compound, eh? Let’s taste it.”

Fine life. Unforgettable voice. Rest in peace sir.

MAWP

Worked at a place where our CIO was completely unqualified to be a leader, much less a leader in IT. She was a micromanager who took the position of “telling stakeholders” instead of “working with stakeholders” so any project she was on was really her pushing through whatever agenda she had at the time. Meanwhile her deputy CIO was stealing computer equipment from the server room but I digress…

April fools one year and I decide to prank it up. I moved the hinges (not the door handles) of the freezer/fridge in the breakroom so that the handle and hinges were on the same side. It’s a fifteen minute job to move everything so I did it the night before the 1st.

The next morning our hungover CIO stumbles into the breakroom and cannot get the fridge to open. After a few seconds of futile tugging on the handle, she gave up and took her lunch to her office.

Others in the office figured it out pretty quickly and had a good chuckle.

Later on that day CIO sends out a nastygram about pranks being unprofessional, property damage, someone was going to be in huge trouble, yadda yadda…

But she’s not the director. The director tells her to basically fuck off, it was a funny prank, and perhaps she needed to lighten up.

She never found out it was me.

I’m an instance owner and mod. I’ll describe what we see.

Like anyone else, I can check a post or comment and see the upvote and downvote counts. If I click on a specific menu item by a post or comment I can also see who voted which way.

I check it often and to date have only banned two users, out of thousands, who were consistently downvoting posts. These bot accounts were literally voting within seconds of the post going federated.

It’s a useful feature on my end and I think others should be able to see it.