MOM!!! cm0002 says we live in Andromeda, is that true?!!

When it’s morning and people are using words and expecting things from me.

What’s the name of that Talking Heads compilation?
Sand In The Vaseline.

Is that the Jeroboam Gulp of 7/11 bobas?

“What the hell are you kids doing down there in the basement, that you need these more specific units?”
“Um… nothing, sir. Everything is quite all right, quite all right.”
“Hrumph! Very well then, I shall be in my study. And do try to keep the bloody racket down, for chrissakes!”
“Yes sir, thank you sir, goodnight sir… Whew… that was a close one!”

Brutalist playground!

Go ahead children, develop your spatial abilities in an entertaining manner, for the revolution!

In the past week on YouTube, on channels about math and physics, I started getting a constant bombardment of online casino ads. The predatory enshittification is intense anywhere you look.

Meow IRL

yǝǝṯ!

Locked in a house with a killer fan that has a mind of its’ own!

Ma’am, we’ve traced and located the source of that breeze, it seems to be coming from…
🎵 Inside the house 🎵
🎵 Inside the house 🎵

As close to nothing as something can be and still exist… as far as we know.
That mass is so small, and behaves so strangely (it fluctuates), that the theories say the neutrino does NOT get its’ tiny fluctuating mass from the Higgs Field.

And if that ain’t a mind-blower of what is at the very edge of human knowledge and understanding of reality, I don’t know what is.

That’s just the half of it.
Watch the weight on the scale fluctuate, as the kitty neutrino keeps adorably creepily gazing at you.

I’m addicted to geodesics.

If I was the historian, I’d like to think I’d take it somewhere in between.
Neither too cold nor too hot, I’d be the Goldilocks Historian on YouTube!

bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe WhY bOtHeR vOTiNg sLeEpY jOe memes!
Then I did nothing about it between presidential elections. Nothing. Did not lift a single goddamned finger. Four years later, I demand the party cater to me, Me, ME. An utterly useless deadweight. And smug about it.

That burger in Iron Man definitely should have been In-n-Out to be believable, no 00s hip LA playboy billionaire would have settled for anything less and Burger King in there was like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Here’s how the scene should have played:
Tony Stark is late for the press conference because there was a long line at the In-n-Out on the way from the airport, even though there were only a couple of cars in line at the BK across the street, BK was not an option!

It Egg Even States

IS THAT A TWISTED SISTER DELTA PLEDGE PIN?!!
ON YOUR UNIFORM?!!

I wanna ROCK

(insert banjo twang here)

MK Ultra

I don’t care what all the avant-garde, intellectual nambie-pambies say, IT IS FILTH!