Pretty sure this is just a screenshot from Slay The Spire 2

Coke in a can: mid Coke in a bottle: okay Coke in a bag: LET’S FUCKING GO

Eschatological women Tautological women Chronological women

Etc.

Hahaha oh my goodness I love elephants one time when I was a kid my dad drove us three hours to this place that had elephants but it was sketchy and weird and, and… sips drink

Literally no mention of mitochondrion? The powerhouse of the cell??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3COpxKYnjPY

This made me remember there is a new Dune movie coming out soon

The onions still got it

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘cancel my subscription.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘CANCEL CANCEL.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘CANCEL YOU NUMBNUT SHITE FOR CHRIST’S SAKE FUCKING CANCEL.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

How am I supposed to write an introduction when I haven’t fully grasped the molecular mechanism of energy conservation in polysulfide respiration? JFC

I wonder how fungi are perceiving and responding to climate change. I bet they’re aware, maybe have been for a long time

Welcome to the sea / pira-sea wiki

Types in email address:

“Unsubscribe’); DROP TABLE @ Email;–”

Say it ain’t sooo-oh-woahwoah

Your state is a heartbreaker

I think you meant to say a-lead-gedly

I look forward to your original contribution, “Atomic Noise: Acoustic Vibrations at Nanomolecular Scale.” Reviewer 2 can suck it, 'cause this one’s about to blow up!

From the article linked above: “GrapheneOS users are strongly encouraged to share this documentation with app developers enforcing only being able to use the stock OS. Send an email to the developers and leave a review of the app with a link to this information. Share it with other users and create pressure to support GrapheneOS rather than locking users into the stock OS without a valid security reason. GrapheneOS not only upholds the app security model but substantially reinforces it, so it cannot be justified with reasoning based on security, anti-fraud, etc.”

Mining = misery, it’s not that mysterious

I call dibs on p = 0.93. That’s the probability that I will open my stats software, poke around for a while, then rage quit when I don’t find what I’m looking for

I recently figured out you can arrange the letters of this word to make a Letter Boxed puzzle:

  P G A
S       H
O       E
T       N
  Y M R