Because they don’t think it be like it is, but it do.

Aww, three plane crashes and no egg. Why can’t I have no plane crashes and three egg?

Yeah, I’m not sure exactly where he thinks he fits in Hitler’s idea of the übermensch.

“What about DropBox? It’s this recent startup…”

Man, sometimes I forget how long xkcd’s been going

In a similar vein

Remember kids, the difference between science and screwing around is writing stuff down!

I remember reading a book as a kid, I can’t remember if it was this or maybe inspired by this, but adapted for kids (iirc the art style was more cartoony and comedic) where archeologists unearth a motel called the Toot and C’mon.

Edit: after a bit of searching I think it was this book. Unlocked some memories I didn’t realize I had.

Every day it gets a little easier… But you gotta do it every day — that’s the hard part. But it does get easier.

I mean, the show literally ends with them all going to prison for generally being pieces of shit. They’re not meant to be role models.

My fellow Earthicans, we enjoy so much freedom it’s almost sickening. We’re free to choose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in. And if we don’t want to pay our taxes, why, we’re free to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster.

But can it run Crysis?

He uses it Flintstones style

He can once he pawns off a pocket full of gold rings he “found on the ground…”

Piccolo would never

Verily

Or Orgalorg, if you want to be pedantic.

It just so happened to be the best song in the world

CLAP
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Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.

a political crisis that has … damaged its international reputation

I mean… I guess? In today’s climate of openly supporting genocide and disinformation, it feels a bit like being embarrassed you spit your drink on your suit at a party while there’s someone taking a shit in the punch bowl.

As opposed to Trump, who’s so trustworthy and predictable.