I’d rather take some sort of plastic magnet pill and poop out a G.I. Joe a couple days later. Rinse and repeat every 10 years.

Too poor to travel

School shooters and mass casualty bombers get trials. Young immigrant going 5mph over the speed limit? Straight to the camps.

I’d hope Ingress would be allowed in if their birth certificate said they were born there!

Last man on earth

I think we can start calling this whole global situation WW3 now.

Can’t blame them. They’re running out of options.

Sell some of your unused belongings to people, so the money stays within the community instead of that person buying from a chain store. They lost a sale.

How do people learn how to parent teenagers these days?

That’s a newspaper headline in a clickbait world.

He traded a liability for an asset. Distanced X from his personal assets (Tesla stock) used as collateral. xAI now has massive amounts of debt and Elon just owns the company that owns it.

Hanlon’s razor. He’s obviously referring to himself lol.

Taking a fat shit in a public restroom. No reason to be shy about it. Everyones gotta go sometimes.