It already is and no

Due to these misjudgments “we reached a point of no return with an uncontrollable chain reaction”

Now where have I heard that before?

There is surely no better way to create peace in the Middle East

He’s just mad no-one calls him supreme leader

I think this one is an inorcism

TIL boats have buttholes

But that was pre-emptive self-defence

The Escobar Phone is a weird name for a vape

You see this cat in the wild, you dead.

Black and ginger gets to be choco swirl but white and ginger is just moldy? Why you got to be so mean?

While I like this option more, at this point I wouldn’t trust it to not spy on me still. I guess that also goes for the settings route. Shit.

It’s OK he’s a pretty soft man

That’s exactly how I felt about gauffre de liege

You should see how much pee is in your bladder. I can’t believe you don’t get in there to wash it out.

These genuinely look spectacular.

If you don’t submit to your skull bashing you aren’t being peaceful enough.

What is a face shield in this context? A surgical mask? I’m pretty sure he wasn’t just handing out $400 ballistic face shields.

Though that would be badass.

EDIT: So there are other articles saying it was this riot police like visor being given out. There’s a video of a box on the floor being zoomed in on with the pickup in the backgroind, but didn’t see the person in the pickup hand them out. Also it states two women were in the truck handing them out, so this guy is the driver or the mastermind or what?

I guess it doesn’t sound as good to say “They expected to find microplastics and they did”

$5mil and you get to be there for the start of a civil war. Bargain!

Gabagool