he did. he said “I am the Resident Evil”

god damn son

bad day: alcohol

excellent day, celebrate: alcohol

its raining and we’re stuck in: alcohol

beautiful sunny day: corona w/ lime

god damn, that sucks

i swear I feel like the percentage of people getting slammed has really gone up since covid

far from it.

its a dysfunctional link aggregator. their entire business model is consolidation of other people’s web content. make a FUCKING ACCOUNT IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE PHOTOS BRAIDED LEATHER WRISTBANDS

you say this to a weary soul that has wanted this more than anything reaches up like a parched and desiccated infected from 28 Days Later

I done tried it on Summit and it dont do shit some weird bug i reckon

are you sure it was GSM? thats a cellular network protocol as far as I know

you want nothing to do with these insufferable people.

my instance is federated with them, but I have every single community of theirs I’ve ever seen blocked now.

do not pleasure your partner for a full day after doing this

ITS TRUE

in my forties I finally have it but holy fuck I messed that word up for like 35 years

now ma’am, I believe that you were born a biological woman like you’re saying, but its company policy that I gotta see that pussy

that may be true, but for every hyperbolic asshole who says shit like that on the internet or tv, there are 500 quiet, reasonably sane multi-millionaires who know that global thermonuclear war is pretty fucking bad for business who just want to play golf and cheat on their wives who act as a countervailing force

This may sound pretty normo, but Spinal Tap is a very funny faux metal band name.

I also liked Mouserat from Parks.

When it comes to fake band names Im a basic bitch it would seem

I preferred the gun lance. So fun.

well…

I read this when it first came out, and I just flipped through it again. Just as affective as the first time

You know, surveys show 100% of people polled about the future don’t have a fucking clue what the future holds.

BUT! Over half of respondents predicted the scary future, here’s a picture of a nuclear mushroom cloud

they really sadly do influence a lot of people. I used to think it was a bad name for them because they didnt influence me, but then I realized how many people buy the shit they’re advertising

thats fair