At least he didn’t have a chat with Marjolein Faber. Otherwise he’d have retroactively died two months ago.

Heh, yeah, it does xD

There’s a thing going round Dutch media circles that the pope also spoke with Mona Keijzer, Dutch Minister of housing, appointed in the current PVV trash fire government that somehow still hasn’t collapsed, and herself fairly cringe. The running gag is that if either Keijzer or Vance met the Pope at a different moment, he might still be alive instead of having died of cringe overload.

For most of the rest of the world, that’s about 219 mm × 137 mm × 41,3 mm

There is an official DragonForce map though, soooooo…

He asked for -1 beers. He got interpreted as 2⁶⁴ - 1 beers (assuming 64-bit unsigned integers)

You really can, when it finally happens his reaction is truly priceless!

Benelux has Bol, so that’s what I use.

Imagine how OP their colour perception would be if they did have that mental processing power

I’d say I usually prefer cut. Otherwise its length becomes completely unmanageable. I don’t have all night to watch only a single film, y’know?

After chatting her up very well, she’ll miss you. But her aim will get better.

Reminds me of a joke somewhere.

One day the Queen* comes to visit a hospital. During the tour, she glances into one of the rooms and sees a man masturbating. Shocked, she asks the nurses that tour her around “What in heaven’s name is that‽”
The nurse quickly guides her away and replies “That patient has a condition where he needs to ejeaculate regularly, and when you’ve gotta, you’ve gotta. He’s been given a private room to not bother the other patients.”

Some time later they walk by another room, where there’s a patient receiving oral stimulation from an attractive nurse. Shocked, she looks at the nurses who tour her around and asks “What the- what is going on in here‽”
The nurse answers: “same condition as the other guy, better insurance.”

* replace for whatever head of state or high ranking official you’d like.

Let’s just say that for the interested, I found the original paper, so now you all can see precisely where AI learned this shit.

I mean, they did not have LLM’s in the late 1950s, so if there’s anywhere where “vegetative electron microscopy” could have come from, it would be that article. And if you look in the Scholar search results, you’ll find the same words around that phrase as are in the screenshot, soooooooo…

Most articles from the 2020s, just about, but one from 1959, and it seems to talk about the same stuff as OP’s screenshot.

My dear posters, I think this may be the source.

Random thought:

What if people who post in internet comments claiming to use Arch are actually just one person who’s a barely contained SCP?

These. Albeit in various colours.

Ooh, Pilot Frixion, I like those. I did not expect myself to ever be able to get excited about pens, yet here I am.

I love lending out Frixion Clickers out to my DnD friends and seeing them struggle with the click before they realise that the pocket clip is the thing that goes click.

I have already chosen. And the one that I have chosen for life is not in this set.

Yeah, I just pluck it from my car pocket and *poof*, car.