I still can’t stop laughing. Can’t wait for the one with even derpier eyes.

Where did you even get a player in 2024?

Fridging, it’s just plain lazy.

5½ years later the giant spider I was using as the legs for a glass coffee table twitched…

Why would computers need a dentist?

We all are, but people keep paying them money. It won’t stop until people get their heads out of their asses and stop doing that. Kind of like how microtransactions won’t go away because whales won’t stop shoveling dump trucks of money at mobile games.

Just be honest and say they sentenced him to death. Whether it’s from abuse or just because at his age he won’t last 7 years in their shitty prisons, he’s never going home and everybody knows it.

Rules are made to be broken, but dreams are made to be crushed.

This makes me feel like I did the first time I saw a full blood moon. Amused but ultimately disappointed that the world didn’t end.

Pizza.

That’s not healt-

If I decide I want to live to be old enough to get dementia and have to wear a diaper, I’ll let you know.

Russian hackers attack Russian hackers over Russian hackers using Russian hackers against Russian hackers.

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Yeah but vertical videos are cancer, so…

Guess what I won’t be buying.

Not with you rich fuckers having that fucking attitude.

They also have been moving pieces into place at the lower levels of government. They need to cheat as hard as possible to overcome their ever-growing unpopularity.

Because for every one person like you and me with zero ad tolerance, there’s hundreds, thousands of plebs who can’t be bothered to drop the service. It’s the inverse of the whale (re. microtransactions) problem.

Replace Mary in the manger with Mao. Now Mao is giving birth to Jesus. Weirdo.

Too bad the integration has already been shitting up products. When the whole thing dies they’re gonna have to disentangle the AI bullshit and who knows what damage will remain afterwards.