What’s this I hear about problems with your TPS reports? Didn’t you get the memo?

I. Declare. CEASEFIRE!

Amira Brie

Cool, thanks. I’m busy washing my hair today

Sure, but “retaliatory strikes” would probably be a more accurate descriptor. “Attack” often carries the implication of a first strike

Sabrina Nichole

Play the drum breakdown from “In The Air Tonight” on it.

How much of that will go straight to the CCP in the form of interest payments on Belt and Road loans?

It can even undo all the damage from smoking. So go ahead and do both at the same time

On higher trim levels, one of those pedals is actually dedicated to shorting electrical harnesses

He also turned the camp counselor’s face blue, and got a pumpkin stuck on his so-called friend’s head

They’re not going to “force” you to work. You always have the option of just starving to death.

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Why would you show this to me, you sadist?

I honestly thought it was salsa and sour cream at first, but it can’t be…right? RIGHT‽

*lacist

If we’re talking about a focus group specifically comprised of regular fast food consumers, you’re already kinda pre-selecting for the lowest common denominator.

No surprise that this segment would have lower education overall

No.