I never heard of redit. Is that like ribbit? Or some new fangled app or something?

We have successfully opted in all of Lemmy and all of the Fediverse, Now accepting investors on seed funding round two!!

Sometimes you just have to live with an existential quandary.

New rule

Some people can get energy from their hole directly.

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Fucking best of Craigslist.

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Listen to Daddy, he’s leading you on the right path.

this one wins lemmy for today

If they had beans instead of the porridge they would have lived.

all shall love me in ligma?

Step one, we sew up the market with contracts for every single goodwill, then once we have market share we jack up the price 400 percent and we lock them in. then we go to the consumers with a free app and tell them it’s all for the best for crowdsourcing and then once we have that we buy all the usual inventory from junk yards in India and we cut out goodwill entirely. this is business, listen to Daddy.

Legend, and a true pussy magnet.

There’s a huge insatiable demand for baby podcasts. getting in on the ground floor.

We have commitments for the first round of seed funding already, act now before the valuation goes up to 8 billion.

Coding is hard, and its also intimidating for non-coders. I always used to look at coders as kind of a different kind of human, a special breed. Just like some people just glaze over when you bring up math concepts but are otherwise very intelligent and artistic, but they can’t bridge that gap when you bring up even algebra. Well, if you are one of those people that want to learn coding its a huge gap, and the LLMs can literally explain everything to you step by step like you are 5. Learning to code is so much easier now, talking to an always helpful LLM is so much better than forums or stack overflow. Maybe it will create millions of crappy coders, but some of them will get better, some will get great. But the LLM’s will make it possible for more people to learn, which means that my crypto scam now has the chance to flourish.

I’m not going to subscribe unless it is sumo versus bears

Note-to-self make sure to clone yourself and have a barbecue at least once.

Who are the angles? I didn’t vote for them.