Aeri

I am but a pathetic laborer, “work from home” is a level of cushy shat I can only dream of with tears in my eyes.

When I was a small child I loved Long John Silver’s but now that I’m an adult I tried it once and it was so fucking oily that I feel like if they weren’t in the United States they would be getting invaded by them.

I mean if I had the resources to I would be long gone, jumping ship to an entirely new country is incredibly expensive and poses a lot of challenges if you don’t have an in. If you’re just some basic bitch civilian with no super special in-demand skills the fuck are you supposed to do.

I say for no particular reason, if you are going to wield a firearm it’s very important to put in time at the range so you aren’t carrying around a decorative Bang stick.

The platform is apparently run by people who are pro-nazis so that’s fun. They pulled the trigger on Banning me for an incredibly flimsy reason.

Yeah, I’m just thinking about the meta pick for general longevity.

Heart failure is one of the biggest killers out there. I think you’d have a better odds of living a long life with some kind of super heart. Your heart is basically just a water pump that has to remain online for 100 years or you die fast.

“Chernobyl, what do we need to worry about at- OH SHIT”

Damn I was hoping the text was something funny

Reminds me of the crime skeleton, shout out to anyone who knows what I’m talking about.

I must admit based on how well that game runs on an incredibly expensive desktop computer I am skeptical.

Honestly we’d probably be better off if this was true, plus we get rid of florida? No brainer

Well, there’s the small issue of Windows now having control panel the settings app and some shitty third thing sprinkled in there somewhere. There are some things that should have settings but don’t. You can no longer simply disable Windows update on your own, because Microsoft has decided they know best.

Oh no you don’t

[deletes wuaueng.dll because windows update has turned itself back on like 5 times]

Did you know, It’s illegal to say…

Yeah more people need to be hostile to this jackoff

Everyone seems to hate this thing based on marketing but I actually kind of liked the looks of it, sigh.

This might not be realistic, but if I had any electric vehicle, #1 item that would be in my trunk 24/7 is a portable charger and a long ass cable so I could eventually get going no matter what.

But also it says you can charge the car at “any public charger” including their “Adventure network” and tesla superchargers.

Any transportation technology that isn’t like, public seems like pick your poison to me, I was never happy about having to buy modern automobiles with spy chips that report your sexuality to the manufacturer for some reason.

I don’t even think I’d take a Freebie unless it was to immediately sell for cash.

They’re dangerous, expensive to own (iphone repair cost model applied to a fuckin car) and you look like you support this sort of thing, which is bad look.

I mean, as far as I know Rivians aren’t that bad. Disclaimer I have done very little research I just know they look cool and aren’t owned by Musk.