Note to self: It’s 2023. Men still have a big fear of being labeled gay.
As a gay man, they really really do.
But we’re not gay
My sister is a lesbian and she has a fear of being perceived as gay. She said that she’s so straight that she became a lesbian.
Leviticus doesn’t specify a gender of the audience, so the only acceptable sex is for all straight men to become uwu lesbians.
The drunk male problem solving.
I cannot fathom why this is the title.
It’s a reference to a vine. “Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay.”
Ah yes Vine, definitely a relevant thing in 2023 that everyone references. Thanks for reminding me that Vine existed, I had actually forgotten.
Some Vines are so deeply embedded in my memory that I’m sure I’ll still be able to quote them even after the dementia has destroyed my ability to recognize my loved ones.
In hospice, surrounded by grieving loved ones saying their last goodbyes, the nurse watching on as I’m drifting away confused and irritable, doing their best to ensure my passing is as comfortable as possible, with my last breath I’ll mutter “road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does”…
I can recall like 100+ Vines from a single frame… I have no idea what the other person is talking about.
You guys sent me down a rabbit hole again! Ahhhh!
It’s Wednesday my dudes.
Meanwhile most of the world never went on Vine, and its been gone for 6 years now.
Titling a post with basically “no homo” makes the majority of people go “huh why are they being casually homophobic” not “oh wow they are in a pool, so that’s like that one Vine from 6+ years ago!”.
But by all means join the lineup of people spamming vine quotes at me as if I knew or cared what they mean lol.
I was never on Vine, and I know what these things are because I’ve been on the Internet for the last few years. No offense, but this is an Internet place too.
If you’re complaining someone made a reference you didn’t understand it’s time to take a break from the Internet
Or go deeper until you understand them all
I was never at any point complaining, but sure you guys dogpile on me for not understanding your trash from the 2010s, sorry for not having an encyclopedic knowledge of every meme from the last decade lmao.
Y’all mofuckas need a better hobby than ganging on someone for not knowing some random reference.
Man I hope you stretched before those mental gymnastics, wouldn’t want you to pull your victim complex muscle.
Don’t hate; appreciate the deep magic.
No idea wtf you are talking about.
Aside from this, you out the loop a lot?
A 6+ year old meme from a website frequented by teenagers, which has been closed for 6 years?
You have a strange idea of what “the loop” is.
You have a strange idea of what “the loop” is.
And you have no idea, keep up.
Just say “all the time” if your memory is that bad mate.
If the pool is 98% pure water they’re probably fine unless it has piss in it
Let’s say there is an electrical shock . would it hit one of them or all of them ?
One or none. Electricity is hard to predict though. It tries to find the easiest way to complete a circuit, but the easiest way isn’t always easy to predict.
