cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/27352218
Additional clarification is required in this case.
Unacceptable: “You look submissive and enslaveable.”
Acceptable: “You look just like an elf.”
Just to be clear, LOTR orcs were elves once as well …
You look like you were once an elf.
I do indeed. Thank you for noticing
Thousands of years ago. The orcs that we see were at no point elves.
as if I would socialize with a Harry Potter fan
Dobby wants to lick your toes!!
Pay attention to their wording.
Elven = Beautiful, wise, immortal
Elvish = Tiny, hideous, steals/eats children
I thought elvish meant someone who likes rock and roll music
Yesh, Elvish Preshtly
We lost a golden opportunity by never casting Sean Connery as Elvis.
Music with rocks in
The term “house elf” always implied to me that there were other, possibly different in appearance, elves of Harry Potter.
@JokeDeity @threelonmusketeers ‘field elves’
Oh fuck…
Additional clarification required.
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