I feel dumb. What am I missing?
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He defected dude. I’m a communist and I’ve thought about doing this a lot. Of course they never sent me to Korea because they knew
You should absolutely do that, go live your dreams!
I can tell you want to report me 👍😎 enjoy being a loser
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I love this response.
That’s actually good stuff but it won’t help me not starve
Report you to whom? Are you on drugs right now?
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Someone crossed the border to north korea
Defected*
He’s defective, all right.
Me. Too.
Remember when Lee Harvey Oswald tried to defect to the USSR, and they just said… “Bro do you see this place? Why?”
That doesn’t seem like an improvement in your circumstances to me, but oh well.
He is going to be a movie star now dude 😎
He is probably balls deep right now dude. He is going to be a movie star nlw
Well considering how that last Americans who defected became movie stars
God damn idiot. Needs to be put into a US jail if he’s ever released from North Korea for this stunt.
Why?
How much taxpayer money is going to be wasted to bring this idiot home?
How many more useful things could the state department be doing if they didn’t have to bargain with NK to release this fool?
Not even getting into that this guy was facing charges back home for assaulting a South Korean civilian.
He probably doesn’t want to come back and NK probably is happy to have him. He was facing assault charges and he can probably live an ok life as a propaganda piece for NK.
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I don’t think these 2 things are the same. They have a US soldier that voluntarily went to North Korea. Think of how much publicity they can get for that. As long as he follows the rules he will likely be set up nicely
This particular soldier somehow lost out on the automatic promotion to Private First Class after 1 year’s service, then assaulted a civilian, then fled from his discharge hearing.
He’s not very good at following the rules.
The last american to defect to North Korea lived there his whole life and died in 2016… It is possible he will be able to live a normal life there if he is not stupid that is.
But then again defecting was maybe the stupidest thing he could have done.
Dude, there are so many better ways to get out of KP
Becoming a movie star is literally the best outcome and he took it by the balls
Bro skedaddled
He up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
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