• samus12345@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “Ah, you’ve done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: burn the house down! BURN 'EM ALL!”

    The leprechaun’s presumably a figment of his imagination, so it counts as a line from him.

  • proper@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

  • Pobe@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    “This tastes like grandma!” wins for me because it’s immediately followed by Chief Wiggum: “You’re right son, it DOES taste like grandma!”

  • devious@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    It’s a toss up between “Me fail English? That’s unpossible” and “It tastes like burning”!